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LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT!
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COOL.
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TONIGHT I'LL BE THE DOCTOR,
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AND YOU'LL BE THE
VEGAS SHOWGIRL.
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THEY'RE FOR YOU, SILLY.
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I'm the showgirl!
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Berg: I'VE BEEN A
VERY BAD SHOWGIRL!
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WE HAVE TO GO BACK
TO THE APARTMENT.
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PETE!
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PETER!
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IT'S COOL. NO ONE'S HERE.
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THANK YOU. THANKS
FOR WALKING ME OUT.
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LISTEN, IRENE...
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DON'T YOU THINK ALL
THIS SNEAKIN' AROUND
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IS MAKIN' US LOOK
A LITTLE SILLY?
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NO, YOU UNDERNEATH MY
ROBE... THAT WOULD LOOK SILLY.
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RIGHT? RIGHT?
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BUT, IRENE, I'M JUST SAYIN'
THAT WOULD IT BE SO TERRIBLE
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IF OR TWO PEOPLE
FOUND OUT ABOUT US?
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I'M SURE IT MUST BE VERY
TEMPTING TO RUN DOWN THE HALL
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YELLING, "I MADE SWEET
LOVE WITH IRENE! AHH!"
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BUT I CANNOT RUN THE RISK
OF PETE EVER FINDING OUT.
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STILL WITH THE
"PETE THING," HUH?
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WOW!
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I THOUGHT AFTER SPENDING
THIS MUCH TIME WITH ME,
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YOU MIGHT HAVE
FORGOTTEN ABOUT HIM.
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OH, YOU!
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I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
THE SEX OR THE LAUGHS,
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BUT WE DO HAVE FUN.
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PETE! NOT NOW, IRENE.
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I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING
WHAT I WAS DOING WITH BERG.
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NOT REALLY.
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OKAY, OBVIOUSLY YOU
HAVE SOME QUESTIONS...
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OHH!
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Al Michaels: AND SO AT THE HALF
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NEW ENGLAND LEADS
BY A TOUCHDOWN.
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AND WHEN WE COME BACK,
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WE'LL BE JOINED BY RED SOX
SUPERSTAR NOMAR GARCIAPARRA.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT? MY
MAN NOMAR'S COMIN' ON.
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NOMAR'S NOT YOUR MAN.
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HE WAS NEVER YOUR
MAN. HE WAS MY MAN.
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SO, YOU, MY FRIEND,
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ARE GONNA HAVE TO FIND
YOURSELF ANOTHER MAN.
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HEY! WE NEED TO TALK.
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I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
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MARTI'S NOT WEARING A BRA!
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WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT YOU AND IRENE
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HAVING SEX IN MY HOUSE.
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OH! YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TALK TO IRENE ABOUT THAT.
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SHE BOOKS ALL OUR GIGS.
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CUT IT OUT, BERG. I SAW YOU.
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OH!
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YEAH.
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I STILL SEE YOU EVERY
TIME I CLOSE MY EYES.
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! HOLD ON!
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YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY.
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I HAVE TO TELL SHARON.
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YOU CAN'T TELL SHARON.
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SHE'S MY WIFE! BIG DEAL!
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WHERE'S IT WRITTEN THAT YOU
HAVE TO TELL HER EVERYTHING?
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IN THE PRENUP.
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I'M JUST SAYING JUST THE
FACT THAT YOU'RE MARRIED
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DOESN'T CHANGE THE
FACT THAT YOU'RE A GUY!
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GUYS NEED TO TELL EACH
OTHER THINGS... GUY THINGS.
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NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THIS IS SHARON
WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
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SHE'S GOT A DEATH
GRIP ON MY "GUY THINGS."
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JOHNNY...
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JOHNNY, COME ON!
PLEASE? PLEASE, JOHNNY?
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?
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JOHNNY WAS JUST TELLIN' ME
HOW NICE HE THOUGHT I LOOKED.
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I MEAN, I... I BROUGHT IT UP,
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BUT... BUT THEN
JOHNNY WAS LIKE, "YEAH!"
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REALLY?
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE YOU, JOHNNY.
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OH, TH... I TELL GUYS THEY
LOOK GOOD ALL THE TIME.
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HEY, BUDDY!
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CUTE SLACKS.
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HEY, NOMAR'S ON!
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OH, WHAT'S HE WEARING?
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NOMAR, THERE'S A LOT OF
SPECULATION RIGHT NOW
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CONCERNING WHETHER
YOU'LL STAY WITH THE RED SOX.
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WHAT CAN YOU TELL US?
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WELL, I'M CONSIDERING
ALL MY OPTIONS RIGHT NOW.
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OH! OH! OH! OH!
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MAN, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
NOMAR MIGHT LEAVE BOSTON.
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ASIDE FROM THE OBVIOUS HEARTACHE
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INVOLVED FOR RED SOX FANS,
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I UNDERSTAND THERE WAS
SOME HEARTACHE INVOLVED
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FOR YOU PERSONALLY.
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ASHLEY.
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UH, SO, UH...
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SO, NOMAR... BIG YEAR...
THE BATTING TITLE...
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I HAVE HER PICTURE RIGHT HERE.
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UH, NOMAR, WE'RE
GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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WHO IS THIS ASHLEY CHICK?!
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LET'S FIND WHERE SHE
LIVES AND DO STUFF!
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YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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ASHLEY, THIS IS AWFUL. YOU
BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.
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WHY? NOBODY KNOWS WHO I AM.
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HEY!
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AREN'T YOU ASHLEY FROM THE TV?!
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BOO! BOO! BOO!
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NO, NO, NO, JOHNNY!
YOU STAY STRONG!
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OKAY, LOOK, I GOT TO GO.
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BERG!
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BERG!
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NO, SHE CANNOT
SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!
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WELL, THEN LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
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BERG! BERG! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!
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OKAY! DADDY TOLD
YOU NOT TO BOTHER HIM
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WHEN HE'S ON THE PHONE.
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CHECK OUT THE MORNING
PAPER. ASHLEY'S ALL OVER 'EM.
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"ALL THE WITCHES
AREN'T IN SALEM."
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"NO GARCIAPARRA... LET'S
LYNCH HER TOMORRA."
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AND THE FUNNY GUY
ON "SPORTS CENTER"
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CALLED HER "TRASH-LEY."
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MAN, JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
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ASHLEY'S UPSTAIRS ASLEEP.
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SHE HAS NO IDEA THE
WORLD HATES HER.
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SHE IS GONNA BE DEVASTATED
WHEN SHE SEES THIS.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YEAH.
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I SHOULD GO WAKE HER UP.
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HEY! HEY, SHARON!
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I CAN'T TALK. I GOTTA
GO TORTURE ASHLEY.
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SO WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
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ASHLEY'S 15 MINUTES OF
SHAME. CHECK THIS OUT.
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SO, YESTERDAY AT THE BAR...
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WHAT WERE YOU AND JOHNNY
REALLY TALKING ABOUT?
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WAS JOHNNY AT THE BAR YESTERDAY?
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OHHHHH! OKAY!
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I SEE YOU GOT A LITTLE SECRET!
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OKAY!
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THAT'S FINE. I'M NOT
GONNA TELL YOU.
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WHATEVER. NO
MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.
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I KNOW... BECAUSE
IT'S ABOUT ASHLEY.
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NO.
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IRENE?
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WHY WOULD I HAVE A SECRET
THAT HAS TO DO WITH IRENE?
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OKAY, SECRET ABOUT IRENE!
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PFTT!
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THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
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OH! HA HA!
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SECRET ABOUT BERG AND IRENE.
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OKAY, STOP!
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HOW DO YOU GO FROM
"THAT'S RIDICULOUS"
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TO "BERG AND IRENE,"
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KNOWING FULL WELL
SHE IS THE LAST PERSON
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I WOULD EVER HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH?
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YOU'RE NOT SLEEPIN'
WITH HER, ARE YOU?
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JOHNNY TOLD YOU!
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OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE
SLEEPING WITH HER?!
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HE DIDN'T TELL YOU!
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OHH!
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IT WAS... IT WAS
JUST A WILD GUESS!
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I MEAN... YOU'RE
HAVING SEX WITH IRENE?!
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IT'S NOT BAD.
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HOW DID IT START?
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WELL, HOW DOES IT
EVER START, YOU KNOW?
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I SNUCK A HAND ON HER BREAST,
AND SHE LET IT STAY THERE.
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BUT SHE'S... IRENE!
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I MEAN... YOU KNOW,
LITTLE... IRENE!
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I KNOW, AND THAT'S
WHY I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE.
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NO, YOU TOLD JOHNNY!
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NO, I DIDN'T. HE WALKED IN
ON US IN YOUR NEW HOUSE.
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W-W-W-WAIT!
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YOU HAD SEX IN MY NEW HOUSE!
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I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD
SEX IN MY NEW HOUSE!
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IT'S GREAT.
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HOW COULD JOHNNY KEEP
SOMETHING THIS BIG FROM ME?
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WELL, NOW I HAVE
TO MAKE HIM TELL ME.
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H-H-H-H-HOLD ON!
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SHARON, YOU ALREADY KNOW!
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YES, BUT A HUSBAND
NEEDS TO LEARN
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THAT HE CAN'T KEEP
SECRETS FROM HIS WIFE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LADY, I'M BETTIN' ON JOHNNY.
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BECAUSE WHEN A MAN HAS A
SECRET AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL,
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HE AIN'T GONNA LET
NO WOMAN MAKE HIM.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
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YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT I'M RIGHT!
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OH! OH!
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DOES IRENE HAVE A
PET NAME FOR YOU?
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BANANA PANTS... DAMN IT!
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Crowd: DOWN WITH ASHLEY!
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DOWN WITH ASHLEY!
DOWN WITH ASHLEY!
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DOWN WITH ASHLEY!
DOWN WITH ASHLEY!
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ASHLEY'S ANGRY MOB.
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MY PEOPLE.
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OH, THANKS!
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YOU GOT IT, MAN.
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OH, HEY!
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DON'T FORGET YOUR EGGS!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE LETTING
STRANGERS USE YOUR BATHROOM.
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STRANGERS? MARTI,
HE'S NOT A STRANGER.
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WE ARE ALL BROTHERS IN
THE FIGHT AGAINST ASHLEY.
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COME ON, PETE! LEAVE
THE POOR WOMAN ALONE.
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SHE JUST BROKE UP
WITH HER BOYFRIEND
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'CAUSE HE WAS
ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT.
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THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE.
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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MAYBE I'M TAKING THIS
THING A LITTLE TOO FAR.
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I'LL STOP.
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Man: HEY, EVERYBODY,
HERE SHE COMES!
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IT'S SHOWTIME!
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Man: HERE SHE COMES!
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BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO!
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HEY, NOMAR, DUMP ASHLEY!
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OKAY, OUT OF MY WAY!
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ASHLEY OUT OF BOSTON!
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Crowd: ASHLEY OUT OF
BOSTON! ASHLEY OUT OF BOSTON!
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HEY, WOULD YOU
PEOPLE GET A LIFE!
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WHAT, IS THERE NO "STAR TREK"
CONVENTION THIS WEEKEND?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW PATHETIC YOU LOOK
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DOING YOUR LAME CHANTS
AND WAVING FOAM FINGERS?
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MY PERSONAL LIFE IS
NOT YOUR BUSINESS!
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SO STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME,
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AND START WORRYING ABOUT HOW
TO EXPLAIN YOUR COUSIN'S BABY!
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I'M SORRY!
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EXCUSE ME! WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
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Man: ASHLEY STILL SUCKS!
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GOOD ONE!
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Crowd: YOU STILL SUCK!
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YOU STILL SUCK! YOU STILL SUCK!
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YOU STILL SUCK! OKAY!
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BUT I DIDN'T JUST
BREAK UP WITH NOMAR.
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ANOTHER MAN STOLE MY HEART,
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AND THAT MAN HAPPENS
TO BE A HUGE YANKEES FAN.
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MY BOYFRIEND... PETER DUNVILLE!
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Crowd: YOU BOTH SUCK!
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YOU BOTH SUCK!
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NO! NO! NO!
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00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,198
SHE'S LYING!
237
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,711
YOU BOTH SUCK! YOU BOTH SUCK!
238
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:09,968
LET ME IN!
239
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,203
LET ME IN!
240
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,140
BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO!
241
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,995
ANYTHING ABOUT ME IN THE PAPER?
242
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,953
JUST A TINY LITTLE PICTURE
OF YOU AND ASHLEY KISSING.
243
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,521
YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL IT'S YOU.
244
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,256
THANK GOD.
245
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,336
IT'S FINE. WAIT... SEE SPORTS.
246
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,327
WHOA!
247
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,798
OH, MY GOD!
248
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:43,802
THIS IS BIGGER THAN
YOUR ACTUAL FACE.
249
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,704
YOU! I KNOW. I KNOW.
250
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,672
IT IS SO UNFAIR OF ME.
251
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,441
I'M GONNA PUT AN
END TO IT RIGHT NOW.
252
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,610
HEY!
253
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,713
YOU LEAVE PETE DUNVILLE,
254
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,849
WHO LIVES IN THIS
APARTMENT, ALONE!
255
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,652
HEY! HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT?!
256
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,521
I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
257
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:10,261
GOOD THINKING THERE.
YELL AT THE ANGRY MOB.
258
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,005
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT!
259
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,841
YOU'VE ENTERED THE BUILDING!
260
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,744
YOU'RE TRESPASSING,
AND I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
261
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:29,180
GO AHEAD, PETE. HIT ME.
262
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:33,417
IT'LL BE THE SECOND BLOW
YOU STRUCK ME TODAY.
263
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,420
IRENE, I WON'T BE IN NEED
OF YOUR SERVICES TODAY.
264
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,889
I'M ALREADY ANNOYED.
265
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,590
OHH!
266
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,727
DID YOU SEE THIS PICTURE
OF PETE IN THE ARMS OF...
267
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,763
OH, THAT!
268
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:48,199
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'S
IT'S LIKE TO KISS PETE, IRENE.
269
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,868
OH, WAIT. YOU DON'T.
270
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,171
OKAY, THIS IS VERY UPSETTING.
271
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,040
YOU HAVE TO... HAVE TO RELAX!
272
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,609
I'M GONNA GO HOME,
GIVE THE CATS A BATH...
273
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,845
ALTHOUGH, I COULD
USE SOME HELP...
274
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:04,715
SCRUBBING THEIR
SOFT... NAKED BACKS.
275
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,987
EW!
276
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,321
ALL RIGHT.
277
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,325
WOW!
278
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,829
HOW LONG HAVE BERG AND
IRENE BEEN SLEEPING TOGETHER?
279
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:24,135
MAN! YOU REALLY HAVE NO CLUE
280
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:28,173
WHEN IT COMES TO
RELATIONSHIPS, DO YOU?
281
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,409
NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST
FOCUS? WE HAVE A PROBLEM OUT THERE.
282
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,311
I CAN'T MAKE NOMAR
STAY IN BOSTON.
283
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,547
HE FINDS IT TOO PAINFUL TO
BE IN THE SAME CITY WITH ME.
284
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,627
WELL, THEN I
GUESS IT'S UP TO ME.
285
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,251
I HAVE TO MAKE HIM REALIZE
286
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,687
WHAT A HORRIBLE,
HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE...
287
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:46,090
HORRIBLE... HORRIBLE
PERSON YOU ARE.
288
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:49,160
FINE. IF YOU THINK
NOMAR'S GONNA BELIEVE
289
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,495
THE BABBLINGS OF A
PONY-KICKED CHILD,
290
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,497
THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD.
291
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,000
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOW YOU'RE BEING RUDE.
292
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,674
UGH!
293
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,978
SAY MY NAME.
294
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:10,414
I DON'T REALLY WANNA... SAY IT!
295
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,716
TIGER.
296
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,784
NOW DO THE NOISE. AARRGH!
297
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,919
AH, COME HERE!
298
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,590
OH-HO!
299
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,561
GREAT! NOW THE IMAGE IS BACK!
300
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,530
OH, GOD! JOHNNY! THIS
ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
301
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,799
IT'S JUST THAT... OH!
I WON THE LOTTERY!
302
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,104
BACK OFF THERE, PRINCESS.
HE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT US.
303
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,139
WHAT?!
304
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,141
APPARENTLY HE WAS STARING.
305
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,409
THIS IS AWFUL!
306
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,678
WHEN PETE FINDS OUT
HOW I'VE BEEN SOILED,
307
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,546
HE'LL NEVER TOUCH ME.
308
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:46,684
OKAY, FOR THAT COMMENT YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO BUY ME SOMETHING.
309
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,053
OKAY, WHO ELSE HAVE YOU TOLD?
310
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,288
NO ONE!
311
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,990
GOD BLESS YOU, JOHNNY,
312
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,960
AND ALL THE CHILDREN LUCKY
ENOUGH TO BE BORN UNTO YOU.
313
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,162
BUT I HAVE TO TELL SHARON.
314
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,065
MAY YOU ROT IN HELL WITH
YOUR DEAD GRANDPARENTS!
315
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:05,003
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT
SHARON'S BEEN LIKE LATELY.
316
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,838
I MEAN, I CAN'T
TAKE THE PRESSURE.
317
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,507
I'M JUST A HANDYMAN.
318
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,542
I WASN'T TRAINED FOR THIS.
319
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,944
HE'S RIGHT, IRENE.
320
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,914
SHARON CAN BE A REAL
HAG WHEN SHE WANTS TO.
321
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,784
NOW, LISTEN, BUDDY.
322
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,663
YOU'VE BEEN GETTIN'
THE MILK FOR FREE,
323
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,933
BUT I CAN MAKE YOU LACTOSE
INTOLERANT PRETTY QUICK
324
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,290
IF WORD GETS OUT.
325
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,727
COME ON, JOHNNY!
HELP ME OUT HERE, MAN!
326
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,063
BABY NEEDS HIS BOTTLE!
327
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,099
HELLO! HEY!
328
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:39,603
SO, WHAT WERE THE THREE
OF YOU JUST TALKIN' ABOUT?
329
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,105
OH, NOTHING!
330
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,107
JOHNNY'S GRANDPARENTS...
THE PRICE OF MILK.
331
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,044
OH! OH!
332
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,479
I GUESS THIS IS ABOUT YOUR'S
AND BERG'S SECRET, HUH?
333
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,248
JOHNNY DOESN'T HAVE A SECRET.
334
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,116
JOHNNY CAN TALK FOR HIMSELF.
335
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,351
MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T.
336
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,420
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUTT OUT!
337
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,734
I got $10 on the little one!
338
00:15:58,758 --> 00:15:59,790
STOP IT!
339
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,125
SHARON, YES,
340
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,662
I HAVE A SECRET THAT I
PROMISED NOT TO TELL,
341
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,997
AND THAT'S THAT.
342
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,499
OKAY, FINE.
343
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,600
OKAY.
344
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,969
I CAN RESPECT THAT.
345
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,370
THANK YOU.
346
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,406
FROM NOW ON...
THERE'LL BE NO DINNER...
347
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,641
THERE'LL BE NO POKER NIGHT,
348
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:21,112
AND THE ONLY KIND OF
SEX YOU'LL BE HAVING
349
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,181
IS THE KIND WITHOUT ME.
350
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,450
AND THAT'S THAT!
351
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,088
YES!
352
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,223
JOHNNY, THAT WAS HEROIC.
353
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:35,693
YOU GAVE UP NOOKY SO
THAT OTHERS MIGHT GET SOME.
354
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,095
OH!
355
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,268
IN A WAY...
356
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,338
I THINK THIS IS
SORT OF MY FAULT.
357
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:51,442
"IN A WAY"?! BERG,
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
358
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,943
MORE THAN YOU KNOW.
359
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,823
I ALREADY TOLD
SHARON THE SECRET.
360
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,247
WHAT?! YEAH.
361
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,983
SHE WAS ACTUALLY JUST
BEING MEAN TO BREAK YOU,
362
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,464
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU HELD YOUR GROUND.
363
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,588
YOU... YOU ARE HEROIC.
364
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,330
WHY DID WE HAVE TO MEET HERE?
365
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,564
YOU'LL SEE.
366
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,266
NOMAR'S GONNA BE
ON THE 6:00 NEWS.
367
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,068
I CONVINCED HIM
TO STAY IN BOSTON.
368
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,436
HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT?
369
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,970
I FOUND HIM AT THE BATTING...
370
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,606
ACTUALLY, MARTI FOUND
HIM AT THE BATTING CAGES.
371
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,707
TELL HER.
372
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,421
WELL, I WAS PRACTICING MY SWING
373
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,685
AND NOMAR CAME UP AND
WAS GIVING ME SOME TIPS...
374
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,514
YEAH, ANYWAY...
375
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:33,751
I STARTED OFF BY TELLING HIM YOU
HAVE TWO BASIC PERSONALITIES...
376
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,586
NASTY AND ASLEEP.
377
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,188
HE WAS ONBOARD INSTANTLY.
378
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,391
I'M VERY CONVINCING,
AREN'T I, MARTI?
379
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,692
ARE YOU EVER.
380
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,727
OH, I THOUGHT YOU
SAID IRRITATING.
381
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,498
OH, HERE IT IS!
382
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,768
IF YOU'LL TURN YOUR
ATTENTION TO THE TELEVISION
383
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,870
AND HEAR WHAT NOMAR HAS TO SAY,
384
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,139
AFTERWARDS I'LL BE
ACCEPTING YOUR APOLOGIES
385
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,108
IN THE FORM OF
YOUR LIPS ON MY BUTT.
386
00:17:57,143 --> 00:18:01,845
BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO!
387
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,648
WELL, IT COULD BE WORSE.
THIS COULD BE A PIE SHOP.
388
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,089
WELL, THE NIGHTMARE
IS OVER, RED SOX FANS,
389
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,591
BUT LET'S LET THE
MAN TELL YOU HIMSELF.
390
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,194
THAT'S RIGHT, MIKE.
I'M NOT LEAVIN' BOSTON.
391
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,663
WHY THE SUDDEN TURNAROUND?
392
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:23,501
LET'S JUST SAY SOMEONE
SPECIAL WITH AN INCREDIBLE SMILE
393
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,236
CONVINCED ME TO STAY,
394
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,939
AND I'M REALLY LOOKIN' FORWARD
TO SEEIN' THAT SMILE A LOT.
395
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,374
WOW!
396
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,710
I MEAN, I KNEW HE LIKED ME,
397
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,779
BUT I HAD NO IDEA
HE NOTICED MY SMILE.
398
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,519
OH, HUNGRY, HONEY?
OOPS! NO DINNER!
399
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:45,623
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. I'M
GOING TO TELL YOU MY SECRET.
400
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,791
OOH! TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!
401
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,094
NOW I NEVER
WANTED TO LIE TO YOU.
402
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,630
I NEVER HAD VERY
MUCH IN MY LIFE,
403
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,543
BUT I'VE ALWAYS HAD MY WORD.
404
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,601
YEAH, YEAH.
405
00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,804
I JUST... I WANT YOU TO KNOW
HOW MUCH I'M GIVING YOU.
406
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,707
JOHNNY, WE CAN'T HAVE
SECRETS BETWEEN US.
407
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:07,145
OUR MARRIAGE HAS TO BE
BASED ON ABSOLUTE HONESTY.
408
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:10,281
OH, I SEE THAT NOW.
409
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,929
ALL RIGHT. THE SECRET IS...
410
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,754
TWO OF OUR FRIENDS
LIVING IN THIS BUILDING
411
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,489
ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER.
412
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,761
THOSE TWO PEOPLE
ARE PETE AND ASHLEY!
413
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,796
OH, MY G...
414
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,639
PETE AND ASHLEY?
THAT'S NOT THE SECRET.
415
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,707
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
416
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:39,243
DID YOU HEAR
SOMETHING DIFFERENT?
417
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:46,850
NO, I JUST THOUGHT...
YOU THOUGHT WHAT?
418
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,220
NOTHIN'!
419
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,988
WOW!
420
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,091
YEAH, SHOCKING, ISN'T IT?
421
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,530
MAN, ONE MINUTE YOU
THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING,
422
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,200
AND THE NEXT MINUTE
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'!
423
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,505
AND I'M JUST GLAD
424
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,575
THAT WE CAN BE HONEST
WITH EACH OTHER, SWEETIE.
425
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,975
NOW, UH...
426
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,190
WAS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?
427
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,914
Uh... no.
428
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,117
YOU'RE SURE?
429
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,486
MM-HMM.
430
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,323
OKAY, SO HERE'S
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
431
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,024
YOU MAKE DINNER,
432
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,893
AND THEN WE'LL HAVE A
LITTLE "SLAP AND TICKLE,"
433
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,896
AND THE BOYS WILL COME
OVER TO PLAY SOME CARDS,
434
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:33,964
AND THAT'S THAT.
435
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,100
Okay.
436
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,203
OKAY.
437
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,823
YOU BOTH SUCK! YOU BOTH SUCK!
438
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,913
SHE'S LYING!
439
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,684
NO, NO, NO! SHE'S LYING!
440
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,832
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!